To avoid the brain numbness stage Greg maybe select a bass spoon next time? You will have to shorten the [impressive] musical rendition though.
Greg Moodie
That’s quite something. I thought about maybe progressing to a ladle, but I can see I’ve been limited in ambition.
bobduncan
The content of his speech might suggest a cheese knife…
Juteman
I’ve seen photos of him wearing a baseball cap, whilst leaving hotel bedrooms with young, male assistants.
Silly me thought it was an attempt at disguising himself.
In reality, the poor man must be regularly accosted by deranged musicians!
Greg Moodie
Is it so deranged to carry spoons around on the offchance that one might encounter a foreign secretary? Is it really?
Juteman
You obviously haven’t thought this through.
What if repeated blows caused brain damage? He is in a position of power, and could inflict terrible policies on the population if his brain started working in strange ways.
Greg Moodie
Surely that’s a heavy burden to put on my spoons? I mean, they’re quite innocent in all this.
Juteman
You obviously aren’t taking this seriously!
What if playing music on politicians heads catches on?
How would you feel if an interviewer suddenly played the opening beats to Blue Monday on Johann Lamonts head on Newsnight? Think of all the casualties watching at home.
At least put a notice on this thread warning children not to play tunes on teachers heads, or there will be anarchy! Anarchy I tell you!
Greg Moodie
You’re a twisted individual. I like that about you.
Aileen Mitchell Stewart
That wee ‘retreat’ has obviously done you good. This is the best yet. (I’ll never be able to see Wee Wullie Haig’s baldie heid again without picturing those spoons!) Keep ’em coming!
Greg Moodie
Bless you. And I will, now that the Betty Ford Clinic have done with me.
To avoid the brain numbness stage Greg maybe select a bass spoon next time? You will have to shorten the [impressive] musical rendition though.
That’s quite something. I thought about maybe progressing to a ladle, but I can see I’ve been limited in ambition.
The content of his speech might suggest a cheese knife…
I’ve seen photos of him wearing a baseball cap, whilst leaving hotel bedrooms with young, male assistants.
Silly me thought it was an attempt at disguising himself.
In reality, the poor man must be regularly accosted by deranged musicians!
Is it so deranged to carry spoons around on the offchance that one might encounter a foreign secretary? Is it really?
You obviously haven’t thought this through.
What if repeated blows caused brain damage? He is in a position of power, and could inflict terrible policies on the population if his brain started working in strange ways.
Surely that’s a heavy burden to put on my spoons? I mean, they’re quite innocent in all this.
You obviously aren’t taking this seriously!
What if playing music on politicians heads catches on?
How would you feel if an interviewer suddenly played the opening beats to Blue Monday on Johann Lamonts head on Newsnight? Think of all the casualties watching at home.
At least put a notice on this thread warning children not to play tunes on teachers heads, or there will be anarchy! Anarchy I tell you!
You’re a twisted individual. I like that about you.
That wee ‘retreat’ has obviously done you good. This is the best yet. (I’ll never be able to see Wee Wullie Haig’s baldie heid again without picturing those spoons!) Keep ’em coming!
Bless you. And I will, now that the Betty Ford Clinic have done with me.
a wid rather be playin the hammers on his heed…